Grow Your Own Railroad kit

[nid_dabeille]

A number of people have complimented me on the beautiful railroad growing near my house.  They've asked me, "How can I grow my own railroad at home?"  Well, you'll be glad to know that I will soon be offering a kit for sale so you can do just that!

Honey and Bee's "Grow Your Own Railroad" kit!




Everything you need to grow your own railroad at home.  Just add trains.

You will receive everything pictured here, including rocks (important for drainage.)


Also available in a Mini Kit.


The best fertilizer for your railroad is coal.  I will include a few lumps to get you started.


The young shoot of a railroad spike heralds an early spring.


And come harvest time, you can sit back and reap your rewards, watching with pride as the trains go by and knowing it's all thanks to your hard work.  (Actual results may vary.  I've been doing this for several years now and have developed a rusty thumb.)


Man, I've been spending too much time on Etsy.

Or maybe I should stick to miniatures.

Comments

[holyschist]

Hee!

[nid_dabeille]

I broke my brain.

[holyschist]

I live in an apartment--can I grow a bonsai railroad in a container on my porch?

[nid_dabeille]

It's possible - but it wouldn't really GO anywhere, now would it? Who on earth ever heard of a tiny railroad that doesn't go anywhere? I suppose next you'll be wanting tiny trains, and that's just crazy talk. No, I think I'd better sell you a Grow Your Own Yard kit, and you can work from there.

[holyschist]

I would be very interested in a Grow Your Own Yard kit! Perhaps a castle, after that?

[sharpiefan]

Oh, I needed that giggle!

*hugs you* Mss you, you know!

[nid_dabeille]

Hee!

Miss you too! *hugs back*